Everyone Is Making The Same Joke About Khloé's Baby's Name

'YOU CAN'T NAME UR CHILD WHAT U WANT UR MAN TO BE!!!!!!!! ASK ANYONE!!!!'
PHOTO: Instagram/khloekardashian

Today, Khloé Kardashian decided to ruin the internet's collective day by announcing that her baby's name is True Thompson. True fricken' Thompson. Okay. It's fine. Everything is fine. TRUE. THOMPSON.

"Our little girl, True Thompson, has completely stolen our hearts and we are overwhelmed with LOVE. Such a blessing to welcome this angel into the family! Mommy and Daddy loooooove you True!" Khloé wrote.

You can take a minute to let that sink in, but just know that Twitter is way ahead of you and has already made the joke that so obviously needs to be made here.

Last week, videos came to light of Tristan seeming to cheat on Khloé in a New York City club. Then, even more videos came to light of him cheating elsewhere/with other girls/at other times. Rumors flew about whether he and Khloé would stay together or not, but this baby name is... an interesting way to fuel the fire?? A way to give a big middle finger to Tristan? A way to play a cruel, cruel joke on everyone? A way to make everyone lose their minds?! WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?

Apparently, Khloé is seriously thinking about leaving Tristan over the debacle. "She is very bitter about it," a source close to the family told People. "She doesn't want to be in a relationship with him. She will make sure her daughter still has a good relationship with him, though. Tristan is bonding with the baby."

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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