1. Have a mustache, don't have a mustache. It's your call. That dark hair you get above your upper lip: Do you like it? Maybe you do! If you do, keep it! If you don't, shave it or bleach it while singing in your bathroom mirror and pretending it's a white mustache.
2. Tweeze your eyebrows into a perfect arch or let them grow into a tangled mess of hair that lives above your eyes. I used to be so obsessed with my eyebrows but now I just do not have time to tweeze them every single day, and I've realized no one notices or cares when I don't. And if they do notice, I don't care, so win-win. That said, if you love tweezing your eyebrows because you're a pro at it and it makes you feel sexy as hell, kill that arch, girl!
3. Have a dope-ass unibrow or separate those two. The options are endless! OK, so there are two options, but both can look pretty sick if you think you look great that way.
4. Make sure the hair on your legs is however you feel like having it. Super long hairs you can braid? Sure. Shorter hairs that feel like grass when you run your fingers over them? Fine by me. No hair at all because it makes you feel like a mermaid? Cool. It's your call, man.
5. Shape the hair on your vulva into a leprechaun or Diane Keaton's face or the shape of "person with normal pubic hair" because seriously, who cares? Or wax it off at some fancy place that makes you feel like a princess because they have cucumber water there, and any options in between. Oh! You can also dye it different colors, which I've been meaning to try for my own personal amusement.
6. Shave your armpit hair or let it grow long enough to make a fishtail braid. You can really turn either one into a party. At one party, everyone shaves together while listening to old Spice Girls songs and at the other, everyone braids each other's armpit hair while listening to old Spice Girls songs. I just created your perfect weekend and you're welcome.
7. If you have any hair on your stomach, shave it off if it bothers you and if it doesn't, pretend you are a cute baby animal. Humans are animals, so it counts.
8. If your arms are really hairy, make sure to shave them—or—make sure to remember that lots of things are beautiful. Hairy arms are OK on guys, so who says that having a lot of hair on her arms makes a woman unattractive? Not me.
9. If you have hair on your toes, shave it off or pretend you're a sexy troll. Look at how cute this little troll is! I would bet so much money that if she were alive, she would have toe hair and she'd probably dye it pink to match the hair on her head because she is dope like that. So if you want to shave it off, go for it! Otherwise, be this cute-ass troll.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.