Girl 1: I can’t breathe anymore!
Girl 2: Two stops ‘til Guadalupe and it’ll all be over.
MRT stops in Guadalupe and almost half of the people get off the train.
Girl 1: Shit, it’s like unhooking your bra after work.
When people try to get in or get out:
Random people: Aray… Aray! ARAY!! ARAAAAY!
Before the train arrives:
Boy: Okay, I get in first then you just hold on to my hand and follow me, ha?
Girl: What if I don’t make it? It’s so kadiri, babe.
Boy: Ano, iiwanan kita dito? Okay lang sa ‘yo yun?
They eventually get on the train but the boyfriend doesn’t help his girlfriend get in.
Group of 3 friends see girl they hated in highschool:
Girl 1: Ewww, like why is she on the MRT?
Girl 2: I know right, bagay beauty niya dito.
Girl 3: Mga gaga, naka-MRT rin tayo ngayon.
Girl: "SHET NINAKAWAN AKO. P*TA YUNG PHONE KO! P*TA HINDI KO PA YUN NABABAYARAN! SHET SHET SHET!" *Ugly cries alone from Guadalupe to Ayala Station.*
When someone who refuses to move:
“Excuse me someone is trying to pass.”
“Ate, excuse me may dadaan, ho.”
“Ate, may dadaan sabi eh!”
No reaction, still.
*Pushes girl towards the exit*
“God, it smells like a public toilet in here.”
“Nasa hell na ba tayo?”
Frenchman: “It’s more fun the Philippines, I guess?”
Two women fighting over a non-existent space:
Manang 1: Sabing usog eh?
Manang 2: Kita mo nang walang mauusugan, di ‘ba? Mag taxi ka na lang—ang yaman yaman mo kasi eh!
“Kuya, paki-adjust na lang po yung bag niyo, kanina pa ho kasi pumapasok sa pwetan ko.”
“On my life, I swear that I will let my children experience this madness!”
Girl 1: Buti na lang matangkad ako, no?
Girl 2: Bakit?
Girl 1: Mejo malapit yung aircon sa face ko.
Sometimes, you also see what other people text. For instance:
"Beh, pauwi naq. Miss u, mahal q."
But not all texts conversations you see are of gross lovers with jeje speak—some touch the heart, the perfect end to a long work day. Sometimes, they look like this:
“Beh, pauwi na si Tatay. Handa mo na uling, magsisiga ako pag-uwe. Miss you, ‘nak.”
“If this is hell, then I pray to the Lord I go straight to heaven.”
What other shit do you hear in the MRT? Let us know by sounding off in the comment section below!