19 Things Going Through His Head When You're Doing It Doggy-Style

"How can I grab her boobs without us collapsing?"

1. The view from here is something else! I can watch her butt jiggle and ogle the small of her back all at once. So much win!

2. I wonder if she’ll mind me pulling on her hair from way back here? Let me give that a shot. Well, I’m still not sure if those are moans of pain or pleasure.

3. How can I grab her boobs without us collapsing? I can’t, unless I want this dog-style to become a dog pile.

4. Now I know what constantly being on your knees feels like. Not the most comfortable position in the world.

5. Will she be offended if I slap her booty? I don’t want to hurt her. I just want to add more kinkiness to the experience.

6. I wish we had a mirror…you know, so I can work on my technique.

7. Oh, so this is what I hold on to when we’re doing it doggy-style. My girl’s got some hot hips!

8. I keep sliding out! Damn, it! I’m losing my momentum!

9. Doing it in this position is fucking sexy! Whoever invented the missionary position should take some pointers. This stuff can make anyone feel super wild!

10. Kneeling or standing up? Either way, we’re having sweet sex!

11. What’s this gut doing here? I never knew I had a dadbod 'til I started pounding her from behind!

12. My thighs are starting to burn! Chafing from sexual intercourse is most definitely possible!

13. What’s that “flok, flok, flok” sound? Oh it’s my crotch area bumping into her butt. Sex sounds are the weirdest.

14. I’m kind of missing my girl’s face now. I can’t kiss her from here. Oh well, at least we get to have an animalistic romp.

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15. I wonder if doing it doggy is as satisfying for her as it is for me? She seems to be enjoying it…or is she?

16. Should I be barking? Ruff! Ruff! Lame…

17. If I come all over her back, will she think it’s gross? Well, I really won’t find out 'til I give it a try.

18. This kind of looks painful and uncomfortable for her. I should offer her a pillow to rest her arms on.

19. This other hole back here also looks inviting. But she might judge me if I try to put it in there. Is that even pleasurable for a woman? Will she forgive me if I do it without permission? Nah, maybe we should leave some mystery in this relationship.

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