As a man working at Cosmopolitan.com, I'm pretty staunchly in the minority of men who read the publication. I wouldn't blame guys for skimming over Cosmo and assuming everything is about makeup and how to powder your boobs. But frankly, guy, that is patently untrue and even a bit condescending (women stopped powdering their boobs in the early 19th century). There's a lot of stuff worth sending your boyfriend, or clicking on if you're one of those guys who hangs out on our Facebook page commenting in the hopes that you'll meet a lady (I see you).
Here's everything dudes might've missed this week because they're CLOSED-MINDED PIECES OF SHIT just not paying attention:
10 Reasons Sleeping With Husky Guys Is the Best: This is going to make you feel a lot better about skipping out on the gym and gaining a layer of fat so you can hibernate. Quick heads up though: Humans don't hibernate, man.
My Boyfriend Never Does Anything Romantic and Barely Even Kisses Me: This "Ask Logan" column is a great resource if you're looking for things not to do. Ever.
What Many Americans Don't Understand About Sex Trafficking: This gets real. A lot of people aren't really clear on sex trafficking and sex workers in America. You might be shocked to find out just how much exploitation goes on.
The Mysterious Straight-Girl Appeal of Lesbian Porn: There's a good chance your girlfriend gets off to lesbian porn. It's not because she's a lesbian, but this breakdown as to why girl-on-girl porn turns girls on.
Sex Talk Realness: Women's Masturbation Habits: Let's be honest. This is the kind of stuff you're skimming the site for anyway. It's OK. I get that. Click on this and learn things.
Deranged Sorority Girl Rebecca Martinson Has No Regrets About Sending That Crazy Email: Remember that sorority girl from a few years back that got the phrase "cunt punt" into the mainstream? This is an interview with her.
Justin Bieber Apologizes for the Past Year of His Life: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
See What Happens When a Guy Tries to Make Pinterest Valentine's Day Cards: Yes, I wrote this and it's shameless self-promotion, but the struggle is real. Fuck crafts.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.