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Jamie Dornan Loves Penis Puns

Who doesn't?

Jamie Dornan's never-ending magazine press tour continues, this time in the pages of February Elle. So help his publicist, by God, you will know every single thing there is to know about Jamie before Fifty Shades of Grey comes out next month.

For example, did you know that Jamie collects "late-period Elvis memorabilia?" Or that he loves a good penis pun, just like any regular human? "I wonder what it is about this set of books that has, excuse my pun, penetrated the global market," he says at one point. You're excused! And high-fived.

Though Fifty Shades fans have had plenty of time to adjust to Jamie as Christian Grey, at least one lady out there is still carrying a torch for Matt Bomer. "The other day, this woman came up and started shouting at me, 'Matt Bomer's the real Christian Grey,'" Jamie said. "And I was like, um, okay." According to Jamie though, it doesn't really matter at all who plays Christian, because "no actor in the world could live up" to his dreaminess.

"He's a superhero—a myth," Jamie explained. "He's like Bigfoot! He's unbelievable. He's unattainable." He's also fictional, which seems like a serious impediment to dating him. 


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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.