The Color Of Your Nipples Is Apparently Your Ideal Lipstick Shade

Come to think of it...
PHOTO: Gustavo Arrais

It's funny, but I've never really given much thought to the color of my nipples. But right now, I'm fighting a desperate urge to sneak a quick peek at my boobs because apparently, they are the key to finding my perfect "nude" lipstick.

Although as progressive as 2017 is, it's probably not appropriate to do a nipple check at my desk.

But why am I even talking about my nipples on the Internet? Well you can blame TV show The Doctors for that, because they started this titillating (I'm sorry) theory about matching your lipstick to your nippleand now, quite understandably, the Internet can't cope.

I'm sorry but come again? I've read some weird shit on the Internet before so forgive me if I'm a little dubious that the color of my nipples equates to my perfect lipstick shade.

But luckily, it seems like I'm not the only one left a little shook by this news.

Although some people are keen to test out the theory first.

While some people were left doing a Kylie and realizing all the things.

Same.

Just imagine.

Definitely never going to get away with this in public.

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors. 

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