"Do you ever practice your road rage? 'Cause I do."
Bretman Rock has done it again. He's looked inside our innermost thoughts, voiced them out, and created a video out of them. In an Instagram post on Wednesday, Bretman showed us how he wishes he could talk to others on the road (despite being a very good and polite driver). Scenarios include—but are not limited to—when other drivers pretend not to see you, when they drive super sloooooow, and when someone makes it seem like a minor accident's your fault.
We may not have the guts to say these lines IRL (we don't want to fight, promise), but they might come in handy one day. *wink* Here are some road rage lines to cop from Bretman:
- "You better NOT cut me off."
- "Do you not see my ass here, bitch?"
"Out of all the times to follow the speed limit, you wanna follow the speed limit now?!"
"Go, bitch, I already stopped."
- "You better have insurance, bitch!"
Also, if you need another dose of good vibes for today, here's a photo of Bretman's sister Princess Mae and niece Kleo at the beach:
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