Up until yesterday, we were all just regular people, unaware of how our lives were about to be changed by one small piece of news. And then, Kylie Jenner tweeted something so controversial, so crazy, that the world may never be the same. Please, proceed with caution.
"Last night I had cereal with milk for the first time. Life changing."
Is this...real? She just dropped that nugget of information and then expected the internet not to latch on? This is insane. The girl is 21 years old and has a child of her own and yet has NEVER had cereal with milk?? I need to sit down.
The whole situation quickly got out of control. People went off in the comments, debating whether they put milk in their cereal or not. Seth Rogen even chimed in to make a joke about PB&J.
Kylie tried to explain herself, writing, "I always liked cereal dry I never bothered to put milk."
But the questions continued. What kind of cereal does she eat? Cinnamon Toast Crunch, (almost makes you forgive the lack of milk, TBH). For her first time, did she use almond milk or regular? Regular, apparently.
Did she put the milk in first or the cereal? THE CEREAL. Then people started making memes, because naturally.
And then the craziest thing of all happened. Kylie asserted, to her entire following, that the milk situation was cool once but she wouldn't do it again.
Absurd. Utterly absurd. Whatever! I'll leave you to ponder all of the above while you go about your day, consuming your cereal the NORMAL way.
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.