1. "I've seen Twilight and I liked it. Particularly the parts with the blood-sucking."
2. "I call this the kiss of death."
3. "Ugh, I can't believe I just tore up this beautiful car. What am I doing with my life?"
4. "I don't know who's on the receiving end of that kissy face emoji you just sent, but it better not be anybody but your mother."
5. "Oh, did you want this?"
7. "You bet I can."
8. "Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with me. Whoever told me this is waterproof mascara is gonna rue the day they were born."
9. "I'm crushing your head."
10. "Fuck this cake."
11. "I'm still really broken up about how badly I ruined that gorgeous automobile."
12. "Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream."
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.