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The 9 Funniest Misheard Song Lyrics Of The Past Year So Far

Because we all get it wrong most of the time.

1. Sam Smith, "Like I Can"

Actual lyric: "Stop deceiving, Lord please"
Misheard lyric: "Stop his semen, Lord please"

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2. Ed Sheeran, "Thinking Out Loud"

Actual lyric: "Take me into your loving arms"
Misheard lyric: "Take me into your lemon arms"

3. James Bay, "Hold Back The River"

Actual lyric: "Somebody's got to hold back the river"
Misheard lyric: "Somebody's got to hold that gorilla"

4. Iggy Azalea, "Fancy"

Actual lyric: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste that gold?"
Misheard lyric: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste that scone?"

6. Bruno Mars ft. Mark Ronson, "Uptown Funk"

Actual lyric: "I'm too hot, hot damn, make a dragon wanna retire, man"
Misheard lyric: "I'm too hot, hot damn, like a Dragon's balls in retirement"

7. Selena Gomez, "The Heart Wants What It Wants"

Actual lyric: "What the heart wants"
Misheard lyric: "What the f**k, Juan"

8. Taylor Swift, "Style"

Actual lyric: "And I got that good girl faith in a tight little skirt"
Misheard lyric: "And I got that good girl fig in a tight little skirt"

9. Selena Gomez, "Good For You"

Actual lyric: "I'm on my 14 carats, I'm 14 carat"
Misheard lyric: "I'm on my farting carrots, I'm farting carrots"

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.co.uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.