I love science! And animals! And dicks! (This will all make sense in a minute.)
Scientists traveled deep into the oceanic abyss off the Australian coast, and discovered all sorts of new majestic (and terrifying!) underwater beasts. Their findings included devilish dragonfish, a sea pig (!!!), and a flesh-eating crustacean. Oh, and something called a peanut worm that looks just like a human dick.
Don't believe me? Check it out:
Sorry, but tell me you've ever seen anything that looked more like a penis, that isn't already a penis. I mean, it looks more like a penis than most penises, tbh.
And, of course, the Internet really brought it in response:
I don't know about y'all, but my sense of purpose is renewed, and I believe in love! Bless science! Bless animals! Bless dicks!
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.