17 Life Lessons We Learned From Samantha Jones

'I love you, but I love me more.'
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As the resident Sex & The City badass, Samantha Jones undoubtedly deserved a show of her own dedicated to her hot sexcapades, #ambitious career milestones, and sassy AF comebacks. Buuut, since that never happened (at least, not yet), we've made a short list of the most important lessons we learned from Miss Jones.

1. Try to keep an ~OpEn MiNd~ in all areas of your life. 

 'Cause you can't knock it 'til you've tried it, riiight?

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

2. Don't talk about peeps behind their back. 

 Ain't nobody gonna thank you for it.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

3. Be there for your friends when they're in need of some wisdom.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

4. Always chip in when your girls are organizing things. 

 They'll thank you for your mojito later.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

5. Don't give in to society's pressures. 

 You keep doing you.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

6. Sex isn't always as easy as they make it look in the movies. 

Take it from someone who knows.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

7. It's okay to be selfish. 

 Sometimes you've just got to put yourself first and that is nothing to be ashamed about.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

8. NO MATTER HOW RIDIC YOU MIGHT SOUND.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

9. Don't over-complicate things. 

 The simplest solution is often the most effective.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

10. Never let people underestimate you. 

You're a BOSS and don't let them forget it.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

11. Beating around the bush is for wimps. 

If you're in a tricky sitch, just spit it out.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

12. Age is just a number, baby.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

13. When there's nothing left to do, just swear it out.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

14. Respond to tense situations with practical thinking.

You'll always come out on top.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

15. Whatever the question, a dirty pun is the answer.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

16. Self-doubt is a waste of your goddamn time. 

Fact: haters gonna hate, but you don't have to care what they think. 

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

17. Remember your gal pals—they've got your back no matter what. 

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'Hoes over bros' is a saying for a reason, yo.

17 life lessons we learnt from Samantha Jones

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com.au. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.


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