Shit Girls Say In The Bathroom: Party Edition

Let's take a mirror selfie!

“OMG, guess who I just saw outside?! Fuck! How do I look?”

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“Can you see my panty line? Is it obvious?”

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“Out of the way, out of the way, please! My friend really needs to puke.”

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(To the bathroom attendant) “Sorry po sa hassle, ate. Nasobrahan yata siya sa tequila, eh.



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“I’m soooo drunkkkkk!!! Weeeee!!! More shots!”

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“Girl, I love your lipstick! Where did you get it?”

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“Did you see what that girl was wearing? *Judgy eyes*”

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“I’m going to make arrriba tonight! Who’s with me?”

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“Can you be my wingwoman for tonight? Please?”

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let's make out!"

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“This is so lame. Where are all the cute guys?”

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“Let’s take a mirror selfie!”

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“The DJ is finally playing our song! Let’s go!”

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