Hilarious! Here Are 101 Names Used For Boobs

People are so creative.
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Boobs, the twins, titties, breastswe've all probably got quite a few names we like to use when referring to our boobiesand now someone has finally put them all in one wonderful list.

Before scrolling down and reading the list put together by D-K cup lingerie expert Curvy Kate, try to write down as many as you can to see how you fare.

We're pretty sure there will be a few you've never even heard of...

Let's start with the easy ones:

1. Breasts

2. Boobs

3. Mammary Glands

4. Boobies

5. Tits

Some food-related names:

6. Fiery Biscuits (really!?)

7. Melons

8. Baps

9. Coconuts

10. Yorkshire Puddings

11. Bangers

12. Cream Pies

13. Iced Gems

14. Bacon Hangers (our little minds can't even)

15. Chips and Dips

16. Fried Eggs

17. Cantaloupes

Milky vibes:

18. "She drank her school milk"

19. Milk Monsters

20. Milkers

Random celebrity names:

21. Brad Pitts

22. Danny Devitos

Double acts:

23. The Twins

24. Minnie and Mickey

25. Phil and Lil

26. Mary-Kate and Ashley

27. The Mitchell Brothers

28. Pinky and Perky

29. Ant and Dec (apparently!)

30. Mario and Luigi

All the animals:

31. Puppies

32. Snuggle pups

33. Cat Flaps

34. Wattdogs

35. Udders

36. Spaniel's Ears

37. Mosquito Bites

Cute names:

38. Noogies

39. Babs

40. Lills

41. "The Girls"

42. Buds

43. Bips

Pretty much everything else:

44. Norks

45. Chebs

46. Maracas

47. Slammers

48. Tig Ol Bitties

49. Chebblies

50. Wabs

51. Funbags

52. Chesticles

53. Jugs

54. Waps

55. Tatas

56. Bazoombas

57. Breasticles

58. Bazookas

59. Mammeries

60. Bristol Cities

61. Cha-chas

62. Bosoms

63. Jubblies

64. Charlies

65. Juganauts

66. Peaks

67. Knockers

68. Rack

69. Shelf

70. Dongles

71. Nunga Nungas

72. Wangers

73. Swingers

74. Air-bags

75. Tatty Bo Jangles

76. Honker Honkers

77. Cans

78. Babylons

79. Bubbalas

80. Nipple Holsters

81. Life Savers

82. Buoyancy aids

83. Orbs

84. Bongos

85. Watties

86. Bouncers

87. Wagons

88. Globes

89. Shoulder Boulders

90. Hooters

91. Muchachas

Grim names:

92. Titties

93. Man boobs

94. Fleshy Mounds

95. Upper Bollocks

96. TB's (Top Bollocks)

97. Dirty Pillows

98. Naughty Pillows

99. Two old socks

100. Aspirin on an Ironing Board

101. Mud Flaps

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.co.uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.


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