If you lined up all the creepy exes you and your friends have ever had, the line would probably be considerably long. For whatever reason, we've all had an ex who didn't know what boundaries were, or knew what they were and still creepily crossed over them like a weirdo. A recent AskReddit thread prompted users to reveal the creepiest things their exes have ever done and trust me, they'll make you feel a little better about your own stories.
1. The Pointless Puker
Random_Side_Note said one of her exes once asked her to "throw up into a jar, so that he could then put the lid back on, and display the jar next to his books and knickknacks." Yep, definitely not something I can personally relate to and I am glad for it.
2. The Condom Bragger
Nic131 says her ex used to take condoms out of the trash and show them off to his friends, making him a beyond creepy individual with a bizarre standard of friendship.
3. The Nonstop Caller
Flymetosatun says she had an ex when she was 17 who called her 30 times in five minutes because she wasn't answering his texts. Um, probably not the way to get her to answer them, bro.
4. The Screencap Hoarder
Hanna-xo says her friend once found every photo her sister had ever posted on Facebook saved as a screenshot on her boyfriend's phone. Hanna-xo says the girl forgave him and married him, but you cannot deny the levels of creepdom there.
5. The Orgy Conspiracy Theorist
Gypsypan says that after their mom broke up with her crappy ex, he then moved into the house a few doors down. Gypsypan explains: "The hot tub mysteriously lost some key parts, and after much questioning, he finally admitted to sneaking over in the middle of the night to take them 'so she would stop having orgies in them.'" WTF???
6. The furniture rearranger
Quadraticog says she had an ex who decided to stay over at her place for a full week without asking her first. One day, when she got home from work, she realized he'd rearranged all the furniture in her home. Once she finally decided to break up with him due to this, he hand-wrote her a 45-page letter with zero paragraph breaks. Quadraticog adds: "He was a very mixed up person." No shit.