Even though the franchise is officially finished, you can still enjoy the NSFW legacy of Fifty Shades. Some of the sex in Fifty Shades Darker is seriously hot—
The Pian-OH! Man
Re-create the iconic moment where Christian attempts to cure his insomnia via oral sex. Hop on top of a piano, and spread your legs while your partner goes down on you. Hitting the keys with your toes is encouraged. If you don't just happen to have a spare grand piano lying around, you can do this on any type of furniture, like a couch.
The Lipstick Lockdown
Ana used lipstick on Christian to mark all the places she *couldn't* touch him, but that honestly sounds like zero fun. Try marking each other using lipstick or (even whipped cream) with all the places you *do* want to be touched. Then, let your partner's hands or mouth roam to those spots.
The Power Shower
Make like Christian and Ana in their unrealistically perfect shower sex scene and try adding some water to your fully-clothed bone sesh. Get a seriously heavy duty bath mat to avoid slippage, and try stripping *in* the shower before he pins you against a wall. Spoiler: this is pretty much impossible, so just hold on to a railing and go at it whatever way works for you.
Bend And Spread 'Em
If you're not quite ready for the
The Total Meltdown
Okay, besides what is sure to be a stupidly messy clean up, this is one that the book pretty much nails as-is. No need to modify. Restrain your arms and have him feed you ice cream, gently spreading some on all your sensitive areas, AKA nipples. Let him lick it off and experiment with temperature play while his very cold tongue delivers some ice-cold oral. Then go ahead and have what will definitely be some very sticky missionary sex.
Pool Table Paradise
First, start with an argument you want to bet on, like Christian and Ana's dispute over whether or not they'll go back into the
The Playroom Party
If you're ready for full-on sensory overload, try incorporating multiple toys at once, like Ana's "birthday present" to Christian. First, pop a bullet vibe inside your vagina, because this isn't just about him, right? With nipple clamps in place and hands restrained behind your back, ease into anal with some butt-fingering foreplay first. If that's not your thing, you can enjoy the dual-toy experience by removing the vibe and sliding onto your stomach, where he can enter from behind.
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