80 Horny AF Pick Up Lines And Compliments That Are Actually Worth Trying

Look, we're all talking about wanting to go out and pull people IRL, but who's going to be brave enough to step up to the plate and actually go up to that hot person at the bar?

The answer to that is you (we hope!), guided by our very own selection of pick-up lines to help you get noticed and get that conversation started. Thankfully, pick-up lines generally come loaded with a dose of irony, meaning that there is some level of plausible deniability next time you share one of these with someone you fancy...

Of course, if you're not ready to break your dating app dependency, there are plenty of pick-up lines and compliments that work well as openers on Hinge/Tinder/Feeld/your dating app of choice. After all, the next great romance didn't start with a dry 'hi.'

Be warned though: you can't fully be sure of how people will react when you go in with a pick-up line. So, to stay on the safe side, prioritize funny chat-up lines rather than the sexier ones on this list for a gentler intro.

Ultimately, there are other ways to flirt (check definitive guide on all things flirting, if you're intrigued), but if you want to get started with pick-up lines, check out our list of the best ones below.

If you're trying to turn someone on and make them laugh, then try out some of these funny lines:

1. "Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

2. "Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"

3. "Do I have to sign for your package?"

4. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

5. "Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging you."

6. "Are you my homework? Because I'm not doing you, but I definitely should be."

7. "If you were a flower you'd be a damn-delion."

8. "Do you have a map? Because I want to find my way into your pants."

9. "I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me."

10. "Baby, you’re so hot, you make the Equator look like the North Pole."

11. "Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate."

12. "Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night."

13. "You're on my list of things to do tonight."

14. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

15. "Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world."

16. "Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lying in my bed tonight."

17. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

18. "Are you a pie? Because I'd like a piece of you."

19. "Did you just step out of the oven? Because you're so hot."

20. "My lips are Skittles—wanna taste the rainbow?"

21. "Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy."

22. "Are you a loan? You've got my interest."

23. "Are you a genie? Because I’d like to rub your lamp tonight."

24. "I'm learning about important dates in history, want to be one of them?"

25. "Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place."

26. "Are you a firework? I heard you might bang."

27. "You're like a campfire... you’re hot and I want s'more."

28. "Are you a movie trailer? Because I know you'll be coming soon."

29. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' between 'f', 'c', and 'k'."

30. "Do you believe in karma? Because I know some great Kama Sutra positions."

31. "Let's play carpenter so I can nail you."

32. "You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you."

33. "Does your ass have a number? Because it's calling me."

34. "Are you a sandwich? Because I want you for lunch."

35. "Roses are red and they are thorny... whenever I see you, it makes me horny."

36. "Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

37. "Are you ChatGPT? Because I already can't live without you."

38. "Do you have a plaster? I've scraped my knee falling for you."

39. "Are you a sailor? Because you've tied my heart in knots."

40. "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

If you'd rather skip straight to being a little bit dirty, then have a gander at some dirtier lines that get straight to the point:

1. "You're like my pinky toe, because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house."

2. "Are you a sprinkler? Because you're making me wet."

3. "Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

4. "I'm not into watching sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down."

5. "Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

6. "Are you an elevator? Because I'll go up and down on you."

7. "Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine."

8. "Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them."

10. "I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear."

11. "Great dress. I'm sorry I'll have to rip it apart."

12. "You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up."

13. "Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Because I want to get you wet and do you all night long."

14. "They say the tongue is the strongest muscle. Want to wrestle?"

15. "I can't taste my lip gloss! Can you give it a try?"

16. "Want to save water by showering together?"

17. "There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!"

18. "Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride, you'll always finish first."

19. "Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?"

20. "If I were a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed."

21. "Twinkle, twinkle little star, let's have sex inside my car."

22. "You're so sexy, my zipper is falling for you."

23. "You remind me of Disneyland because I want to ride you all day long."

24. "I was feeling off today, but you just totally turned me on."

25. "You look great in that outfit, but I bet you'd look even better in your birthday suit."

26. "I'm adding you to my to-do list. Can I tick you off tonight?"

27. "I've been really on top of things lately. Would you like to be one of them?"

28. "Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?"

29. "Do you like games? We should play strip poker."

30. "I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours."

31. "I don’t care about going down in history; I want to go down on you."

32. "That shirt would look great on my bedroom floor."

33. "If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert?"

34. "I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours."

35. "You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit but I always prefer swallowing."

36. "Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I'll be the 9."

37. "I'm trying on lingerie—want to give me a second opinion?"

38. "Are you Aquaman? Because you sure do make me wet."

39. "Do you know CPR? Because you've made me lose my breath."

40. "I wish I was your phone, so I could be touched by you all day long."

This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/UK. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.