LOL Things Single Girls Can Say When People Ask, "Kamusta Ang Love Life Mo?"

'Ayun, parang Coke...Zero.'

Whether it’s during a family reunion, a social gathering, or a barkada get-together, it’s the question almost every single woman dreads to hear. Aside from the fact that you're tired of hearing it, you're also running out of things to say! Here are LOL replies you should keep in mind the next time someone pops the million-dollar question again.  

Ayun, parang Coke…Zero.”

Parang WiFi connection…nagkakaroon, nawawala.”

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Ay, sorry. The subscriber cannot be reached, please try again later.”

Parang yung partner sa champorado…tuyo.”

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