AGE 12 and below
Flying kiss for you!
OMG, I feel like SUCH a grown-up. He's my first love. He's my last love. He's THE ONE!
SUPER KILIG! I wonder how many girls he has kissed? Is he a virgin?
Good thing I cut class!
Drunk MOMOL is so much fun!
Better make this quick, my parents are almost home. Damn it, WHY don't I have a place of my own?!
After meaningless MOMOL: I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T. I need a man, not a boy. SIGH. Where do I find him?!
Screw MOMOL. Let's get to the REAL DEAL.