Age 12 and below
What exactly is this sex thing they keep talking about on TV and what does it have to do with the birds and the bees? I’m confused!
Oh, so that’s what being a virgin means! Well, I’m totally staying a virgin until I marry my prince charming. That’s a promise!
Hmmm, all my friends are doing it and they say it’s fun? Should I just give in and try it for myself? Eeeeep, but I don’t know how? And, what if he’s not the one?
Ugh, what’s the big deal anyway? Everyone I know isn’t a virgin anymore and my boyfriend is just too smoking hot to refuse. Yeah, I’ll probably say yes tonight. Crossing my fingers I’m good at this.
Finally getting the hang of this and I absolutely lalalaloooove it. Baby, you better make sure your parents get home late because I’m ready to go all night!
I took my pill today right? Yeah, I think I did? Okay, I’m safe! Let’s do this!
Oh yeah, we’re definitely doing it when you drop me home tonight! Ugh, I SERIOUSLY need to get my own place already so we don’t have to sneak around.
I’m kinda tired but yeah, okay, I guess I’m okay to do it?
Let’s just screw and get this over with, I have a lot do in the morning.
Age 34 and above
Okay so next, next Friday my mom can take the kids...wanna maybe, I dunno…f*ck?