First off, let’s make things clear: there’s NOTHING WRONG with being a virgin. And those who’ve had their v-cards questioned more often than not are aware of the annoyingness that comes with being grilled about your sexual experience. It takes time for some of us to get that engine revving, people!
Well, just in case that rude date, nosy coworker, or nasty frenemy presses you for information on your vajayjay’s state of affairs, here’s a list of comebacks for when “It’s none of your business” just isn’t working anymore.
“Kung oo, may gagawin ka ba?”
“That’s for me to know and for you to find out.”
“Virgin pa ako dahil sa mga katulad mo.”
“I’m saving it for marriage.”
“Wala lang sumusubok!”
“Yes, by choice. But not my choice.”
“I can be, if you want me to…”
“Just because you gave it away like free pancakes, doesn’t mean the rest of us should!”
“I just haven’t found the right person yet.”