This year's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show takes place in Paris next week!
In the run-up to the show, VS has released a series of teaser clips breaking down all the necessary preparations; it's not just a case of putting on some lacy thongs the morning of, you know!? There's been footage of the design process, the artisans behind the costumes, and even the castings (which always seems a little mean-spirited, because you can often spot models who didn't make the cut). And the latest video details the much-dreaded model fittings, offering a first look at a number of the outfits that'll feature in the show. They're as sexy and nonsensical as ever:
1. Jasmine Tookes in this year's Fantasy Bra
This year's "Fantasy Bra," the "Bright Nights Fantasy Bra" specifically, was designed by Eddie Borgo and costs $3 million. It features 9,000 gemstones—diamonds and emeralds—and, as you can see here, a novelty little padlock clasp.
2. Josephine Skriver in the Swarovski bra
Fringe for days, y'all.
3. Alessandra Ambrosio
4. Adriana Lima
5. Stella Maxwell
At various points in the video, producers tell the models they've landed the honor of opening or closing a different part of the show (each VS Fashion Show features six "stories," or sets of lingerie tied together with a tenuous flouncy theme). Devon, above, is giving her best "OMG yay me" face after being told she's opening a runway. It's a great change of pace from the models' generic oohing and aahing, as if they're going to offer #realtalk and be like, "Actually I feel quite ridiculous and these wings are going to poke someone's eye out."
6. Romee Strijd
7. Sara Sampaio
8. Taylor Hill
Again, happy because she's opening a runway, not crying because of this strange wing thing happening here. (Seriously, this is a dud outfit sorry not sorry.)
9. Lily Aldridge
10. Lais Ribeiro
Yes, there definitely appears to be some fusion cultural dress appropriation nonsense happening in at least one of the collections. It's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, of course there is!
11. Martha Hunt
12. Elsa Hosk
And also wings that look like gift wrap bows. Good times!
Watch the full video of the model fittings below, and please share your best guesses for the collection titles (and/or inspiration points). These sheer silk all black looks on Sara, Taylor, and Elsa are giving me a real "Sexy AHS: Coven" vibe Y/N?
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.