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15 Problems Only Women With Big Breasts Have In The Summer

I love being a busty girl. But the season does pose some special challenges for the large-chested.

1. Underboob sweat. And then you go inside into arctic air conditioning and you have...dried underboob sweat. There is no worse feeling than dried underboob sweat except maybe...

2. The other special hell that is being big-boobed: removing a sweaty sports bra.

3. Also, running outside is twice as hot when you have to wear two sports bras. Or ~horrors~ three sports bras.

4. It's a law of womanhood that the bigger the bra, the less cute the straps. This is problematic in the summer because said straps are more likely to stick out of a cute sleeveless summer outfit, and no one wants to flash a peek of some grandma bra.

5. Bathing suits. So many things about bathing suits. First, when you're shopping for a bathing suit and stores don't carry anything in sizes above a D-cup.

6. Second, you probably need to get a different size top and bottom. So, you know, FU if they're not sold separately.

7. Also, it's impossible not to show hella cleavage in every bathing suit. Unless it's an old-lady style that comes up past your collarbones and fastens with a metal clasp at the top of your back. Aka the things your mom always needs you to fasten for her.

8. You have that one bathing suit you only wear around your boyfriend. Because even though it would look like a regular cut on someone else, you look insanely cleavage-y in it and that just feels wrong when you're on, like, on vacation with your parents.

9. When you go to sleep in a tank top, you wake up with your breasts hanging out of the tank top.

10. You can't wear rompers because your breasts are so big it makes the shorts too small.

11. Boob-chafing. Too tight a bra on too hot a day does not a merry pair of breasts make.

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12. Your vacation selfies are all boob.

13. When your friends ask you to wear a strapless bridesmaid dress and all you want to do is melt into the floor. Because you know this means you will have to wear a corset-y contraption underneath. Which is hotter and probably more annoying than wearing Spanx on Mercury.

14. You can't wear cute strappy summer dresses because you can't ever go braless. Also see above re: corset-y strapless hell.

15. When you finally go to the movie theater to see all the blockbusters you've been waiting for, you end up with popcorn in your cleavage. You don't notice it until you get home though. Your cleavage could be hiding an entire cheeseburger and fries, and you wouldn't feel it until you went home to take a shower to finally rid yourself of a day's worth of boob sweat.

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This article originally appeard on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.