The Secret Ingredient In This Woman’s Smoothie Is Her BFF’s Semen

We have so many questions.
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Yup, you read that correctly. SEMEN.

SPERM. SMOOTHIES.

Vegan and personal trainer Tracy Kiss had been feeling rundown, and wanted something that would give her a boost of energy. So naturally, she asked her friend for some of his *juice* and he comes over three times a week with a tub of sperm. Super casual. NBD.

Tracy explains, “I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink, or do drugs, and I made him have [a] STI check.” She goes on to say that “it can taste really good—depending on what [he] has been eating. My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”


Of course, there were a few bumps on the road. Tracy’s friend was initially concerned that she’d use his semen to impregnate herself, but she cleared that issue right away. Now that she has a supplier (LOL, not sorry), “[Tracy] mixes the semen with fruit, seeds, coconut or almond milk—but is also happy to drink it on its own.”

When her friend has had alcohol, asparagus, or something equally funky, Tracy usually takes the semen with pineapple and peppermint to make it taste better.

We still don’t know what to do with this information, but if it’s something you’re down to try, Tracy has a YouTube channel where she talks about it in more detail.  

Cheers!

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