Why I Plan On Being A Dishwasher

From former beauty ed to dishwasher? Our blogger lists the practical reasons she fancies doing the latter.
  1. I wouldn’t have to talk to anybody other than my boss, who will just probably ask me about my shift schedule.
  2. I don’t think one would have to deal with office politics in the business of dishwashing. It’s a clearly autonomous job description with simple job requirements.
  3. I wouldn’t have to dress up for work. I can roll out of bed, wear whatever, and be ready in no time.
  4. It’s going to be like a multi-hour facial. Have you seen those industrial-type dishwashing stations? They’re steaming hot! (I’ll just have to make sure to bring a face mask, as I don’t want to inhale all the toxic detergent fumes.)
  5. Most importantly: I’ll still be able to write when I get home. After all, many of my articles have been borne out of times I had been staring out the window, doing the dishes, and tinkering about in the kitchen.
Mariel Chua is the former beauty editor of Cosmopolitan Magazine Philippines. Visit her personal blog at http://nyminutenow.com.
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