We love it when anyone talks openly and honestly about their vulva—even when it's Jessica Simpson and involving multi-colored sweets (read on if you really want to know). Here's 14 of the most awesome/weird things celebrities have said about their genitals.
1. Lady Gaga is afraid it might give away some of her magic
Gaga once told Vanity Fair she as avoiding sex for a kind of unusual reason, "I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."
2. Kate Winslet had to grow her pubes out for a role
Apparently, Kate was asked to grow her public hair out for her role in The Reader, "Let me tell you, [it] was not glamorous for me in terms of body-hair maintenance. I had to grow it, because you can't have a landing strip in 1950, you know? And then because of years of waxing, as all of us girls know, it doesn't come back quite the way it used to. They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig. But you can shoot my snatch up close and personal.'"
3. Khloe Kardashian LOVES to talk about hers
"I never take myself seriously. When I joke about my camel toe or my big vagina on TV, I don’t realize how many people are watching," she told Cosmopolitan US.
4. Whoopi Goldberg wants the US government to keep away from hers
An activist through and through, Whoopi is known for speaking about the Planned Parenthood controversy in the US. She said, "Get out of my vagina!"
5. Cameron Diaz wants you to get a good look at it
"I say grab a mirror and play along. Get in there. Learn about it. You're supposed to treat it like the beautiful flower that it is, the delicate flower that it is. And you're supposed to nurture it in all the ways that it needs nurturing," she told Chelsea Handler. "[You should be] watering it. Fertalizing it. It needs nourishment. It's hungry."
6. Demi Lovato is sick of her vagina doctors asking for autographs
"There have been so many uncomfortable and actually violating moments when like, I've been at the gyneacologist and the doctor's like, 'Can I have an autograph for my daughter?' "I'm like, 'F–k you! What the hell is wrong with you?'", she told a radio show in New Zealand. "Or I'll get laser or whatever and someone will be like, 'My such-and-such is a huge fan,' and it's like, 'Great, you can now tell them you’ve seen my vagina. Like the whole thing!'"
7. Olivia Wilde never lies to hers
She told Glamour, "I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out. You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy, but you cannot lie to your vagina."
8. Amy Poehler is proud AF of hers
Amy wrote in her book Yes Please, "I don't consider myself beautiful or famous, but my vagina certainly is. Everyone knows this. I have the Angelina Jolie of vaginas."
9. Jessica Simpson's vagina dreams are weird
Apparently, she once said, "Oh my god y'all. I just had a daydream that my vagina ate a bag of Skittles."
10.Kate Beckinsale's is her best feature
According to Huffington Post, Kate said, "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet."
11. Madonna's is her "temple of learning"
"It's the place where all the most painful things have happened. But it has given me indescribable pleasure," Madonna told Gawker.
12. Jennifer Love-Hewitt treats hers like a princess
Appearing on The George Lopez Show, she said, "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski crystalled my, um, precious lady... it shined like a disco ball... I haven't had any complaints."
13. Amy Schumer's vagina is A LOT of work
"Guys don't think that it's work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn't," she said in one of her stand up shows. "Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceañera, believe me."
14. Khloe Kardashian... again
"I know Kim is completely bare, and now she says she wishes she still had a lil' somethin' going on but she lasered it all off. But I like that if I ever want to go bare, I can just shave it and change my mind late," she told People magazine.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.