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Gay Men Give Straight Women Blow Job Tips

Because we can all agree that a blow job is hard work.
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Gay men are with us on this: A blow job is a job, so in the eternal words of Britney Spears, you better work, bitch.

However, gay men have the advantage of having been born with the same anatomy as the men we seek to please, so they’re in a better position than we are to say “play with the perineum” or “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO TEETH!”

To help out womankind, seven gay men are sharing their blow job know-how below. Now go forth and do a great “job,” girl!

Get him excited for the job ahead by teasing into it.

Zac, 32: Sometimes it’s not about the blow job but the excitement leading up to it. So make sure to build up the anticipation—lick his ears, neck, nipples, then work your way down to his navel, then his groin area, before going for the, well, blow. It’s a ‘job,’ so make sure to put in the work.

Once you’re working your way downtown, keep these basics in mind.

K, 30: Suck on that dick, girl! Don’t just bob your head up and down the shaft while nothing happens inside your mouth. Guys love the suction.

Rain, 27: Focus on the head, which has the most nerve endings. When it comes to your grip, make sure it’s firm, but not aggressively firm.

Matheus, 29: Be consistent with your rhythm. Once you change your rhythm, he might lose his focus.

Will, 33: Be careful with your teeth. Those things hurt.

Show him that you love the job so much, you deserve a pay raise and an Employee of the Year award.

Liam, 26: I think the best blow job happens when you show the guy that you really want it. Show him you’re so hungry for it... that for you, the two basic food groups might as well be Carbs and Cocks. Make eye contact from time to time. Say things that would make him feel wanted—extra points if you mean it. Ask him if what you’re doing feels good, ask him what he wants you to do next. Sometimes I even grab his hand and put it on my head to let him know that I want him to take charge.

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With your mouth on duty, get both hands busy as well.

Rain: Not a lot of straight guys know that there’s a pleasure spot between the balls and the butthole called the perineum because they seem to think that the closer to the ass you get, the gayer it is. Touch the perineum with your thumb using light pressure, and make circles in a counter-clockwise motion.

Liam: If your other hand is free during a BJ, use it to caress his chest, his nipples, his thighs. Kung abot mo ang phone niya, i- charge mo na rin!

Getting confident with your technique? Supersize his pleasure with these little moves.

Rain: I learned this from a straight guy: It turns them on when a girl’s down there and she flips her hair exaggeratedly.

Liam: Feel free to experiment. I’ve tried putting an ice cube in my mouth while blowing someone. Masarap daw.

Ping, 22: While he’s asleep, go down there and suck him without any warning. It’s such a turn-on for a guy to wake up and find a mouth on him.

If the job gets too hard and you’re just about ready to hand in your resignation, heed these tips.

Rain: If you’re having a hard time opening your mouth wide, put his dick inside your mouth then purse your lips as tight as possible while going up and down. And if you’re tired of sucking yet you still want him to come, just leave your mouth on the tip, use your tongue, and let your hand do its up-and-down motion on the shaft. Then speed up the motion once you know he’s about to come.

Will: If you’re planning to deep-throat someone, do some breathing exercises beforehand. Try not to breathe for 15 seconds, then increase that length by five-second intervals afterwards, so 20 seconds, then 25, then 30.

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Ping: If you want him to come quickly to get it over with or if it’s one of those pity BJs—you know the kind—zero in on the head. One time with a guy, I just spat on my hand and played with the head by clutching it like a joystick. His face became all contorted with pleasure, and after a minute, he came.

What if, after you’ve mastered the BJ to please him, he never returns the favor?

Rain: A blow job, like any other job, is work. If he’s not willing to do the work on you, dump him.

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