9 Truly Horrifying Sex Confessions

'Went to smack my wife's ass, and hit myself in the balls.'
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From wild sex confessions to soul-crushingly embarrassing sex stories, there's just something oddly curious and interesting (Okay! We're nosy!) about people sharing their most intimate experiences.

Here, nine people share their most horrifying stories of when sex went really, really wrong.

  1. "Doggy style. Pulled back too far and slammed my penis into the back of her leg, bending it. So painful. To this day it still hurts somewhat when we have sex." [via]
  2. "Standing. We were both pretty dominant during. I took too big of a step, my leg jerked because of underwear, she swung me against the wall and cracked a picture frame. I found out after that I had some shards in my back, and was bleeding. Was so hopped on adrenaline I didn't feel a thing." [via]
  3. "I was smashing this girl in my bedroom, and my pet cat jumped on the bed and got scared since she was riding meand clawed her ass cheek. Man, that was the end of the night but funny until this day." [via]
  4. "Slapped a girl's butt really hard while eating it. You know when you have the perfect high five, and the noise is deafening and fills the whole room? That happened right next to my ear. For the next 15 minutes, I could only hear ringing in that ear. And suffice to say, the night ended there." [via]

  5. "I went to smack my wife's ass while she was riding me, and hit myself in the balls instead. That was the end of fucking for that night. She still makes fun of me for it from time to time." [via]
  6. "I'm eating her out, and had my back a little raised with my ass a bit in the air. When in strolls Chomsky, her dog. He just trotted right up and slipped his tongue directly into my ass. I stopped and just stared right at her, and rolled off. I had no words. Needless to say, things did not continue." [via]
  7. "I was having sex with my boyfriend at his place, when suddenly I had a massive rupture of an ovarian cyst I didn't know I had. Everything’s going swimmingly and then sudden agony in my belly, and I'm screaming 'Get off me! Get off me!' at the top of my lungs. Staggered to the bathroom to see what the issue was, and wound up in the fetal position naked on the bathroom floor trying to pant my way through the pain. Terrified us both. It took four days, an OB/GYN appointment and an ultrasound to finally get the answer. Didn't require surgery, just had to let all the blood that had pooled in my abdomen from the rupture subside. Wasn't feeling right for about four months. Good times!" [via]
  8. "I was fucking this girl in her room, her parents were out and we were drinking together with her cousin and another couple. So the others leave and we get to it. I'm on top of her, she's grabbing my ass with her legs wrapped around mine, I was real proud of myself, she got noticeably wet through her PJ bottoms. Nothing can stop my raging ego now. We're going at it when I hear the door open behind me. I just assume it's her cousin and that she'll get the point and leave. Then there's a cough, a deep, masculine cough, the type of cough that could make [anyone] flaccid. I look over my shoulder and it's her 20 something, 7ft odd, drug dealer brother. He just looks me in the eye and says, 'You should leave,' and [I] wasn't arguing." [via]
  9. "I had a gal who was on top, and really into it. But, she missed a particular bob,and there was full penetration of a different orifice. A tiny bit of bleeding was the only consequence. It was just an accident, and stuff like that happens during vigorous sexso thankfully there weren't hard feelings." [via]

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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