1. "I already know what to wear: an oversized button down tucked inside boyfriend jeans. Oh, and stilettos."
2. "Hmmm, this outfit looks so much baggier IRL. I swear it looked more streamlined in my head."
3. "You know what? I’ll just have breakfast first, let this outfit materialize on its own, and then figure out if I want to wear this out today."
4. "Might as well check Pinterest for style pegs. Oooooh, Selena Gomez looks so hot in this bodycon dress. Okay, bodycon dress it is today!"
5. "Ay, kita 'yung panty ko dito."
6. '"Wag na lang kaya mag-panty?!"
7. "Just kidding! Or not...?"
8. "Fine, removing this dress, and replacing with a pencil skirt and an oversized sweater."
9. "Oh my god, I look so fat in this sweater."
10. "If I wear stilettos with this outfit, will I look more put together? And also, slimmer?"
11. "THIS OUTFIT ISN'T WORKING!!!!!"
12. "Fuck this, I am wearing skinny jeans."
14. "OKAY I AM WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND A WHITE V-NECK TEE. FINAL ANSWER!!!"
15. "Last question. If I wear this outfit out and bump into the Love Of My Life in the coffee shop, will he think I look okay?"
16. *looks inside closet again* "I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!"
17. "This is it: skinny jeans, a tank top, this cotton jacket, and white sneakers. GAME!"
18. "Holy crap. Ang taba ko."
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