When comedian Liz Miele overheard her younger brother chuckling over a gross, sexist sex position joke (she calls it The Poltergeist, but describes what I've heard of as The Ghost, for the record), she decided to come up with some less offensive comedy material for him and his friends. Feminist sex position jokes. Skip ahead to 1:40 to hear the three fantastic positions she invented. (Good news: One involves masturbating in a kitchen.)
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