11 Answers To Your Most Important Penis Questions

From whiskey d*ck to urinal etiquette.

1. Is Jon Hamm walking around like that on purpose?

Basically, do guys know when they're showing? Maybe, and maybe not. It could be that in his particular case, he's just wearing a very thin fabric. I'd say that if the guy is wearing pants so tight you can see the head of his penis, he probably knows. If your pants are so close to your skin that your penis can't even move, you feel that. You're aware. 

2. How long does it take to get an erection? 

It depends on the guy, the penis, and the situation. Erections can sneak up on us slowly, or happen pretty immediately. Typically, if we're hooking up, those erections will come on fast and strong. If we're just hanging around watching TV, it could be a few minutes between the erection "starting" and us getting fully erect.

3. Do guys check out another guy's junk while peeing at a urinal? 

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This answer will vary from guy to guy. Personally, I think it's rude and invasive to look unless something is going on over there. If you see steam rising up from behind the other guy's urinal partition or he's screaming, then it's OK to look. If he says, "Hey, look!" you're also allowed to look, but you probably shouldn't in that case. I guess to answer the question, some guys never look, some probably sneak a peek every so often, and other guys look all the time.

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4. Can you ever lie completely on your stomach without resting your whole body weight on your junk?  

Yeah, it's possible, but there likely has to be some arranging done first to make sure everything is between your legs, and even then, it's not very comfortable. A man's penis doesn't shoot out perpendicular from his torso. It hangs down. So it's not as if a man is forced to smash his junk into the ground when he lies face down. Realistically, his stomach is probably taking the brunt of it, and then his penis and balls are sitting between his thighs. 

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5. Don't you ever wish you had ball support when you wear loose boxers?

Personal preference. Some people prefer how loose and breezy boxers can be. Some guys like having briefs keep everything in place. Personally, I'm all about boxer briefs. But if it's really hot out, shorts and boxers can be a gift sent from heaven.

6. Do you have to hold your junk while you poop? 

This question gave me a brief flash of fear that I've been pooping wrong all this time, and maybe I should be holding my penis to poop. But no, you don't need to hold your balls and penis away from your butthole. They dangle out of the way on its own. Now I'm imagining a world where it was that easy to shit on my own dick and it's an awful, dystopian alternate reality.

7. Can your penis actually feel a difference in vaginas? 

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Like if someone made a cast of all your ex girlfriend's vaginas and had you try all of them, would you be able to differentiate which was which? Vaginas are more like hands in that regard. You could spend all day holding your girlfriend's hand, and you might still be hard pressed to pick her hand out of 100 other hands. You could probably tell the difference between your girlfriend holding your hand and a jacked dude with an iron grip handshake, but you're not going to be able to pick out some of the more subtle differences. Yes, all vaginas are different. But it'd take a very discerning penis to pass the Pepsi Challenge of vaginas.

8. Can your penis feel a difference in blow jobs? 

Like, between mouth shapes? What do teeth on your penis feel like? Does it hurt or is it just the mental fear that someone could chomp down that freaks you out? Yeah, absolutely. The amount of saliva being used and how hard our partner is sucking are definitely noticeable. Generally, I haven't found teeth to be that big of a deal, but it can really, really hurt if the edge of a tooth catches the underside of the head of our penis. So there's a real danger there, but usually it's fine.

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9. Blow job with braces: can you actually feel a difference or is everyone a liar? 

I'm not sure about this question. Typically, the fear of a braces-blow job is that if your teeth catch on the penis, it can really cut it up, which is a real fear. But other than that, the blowjob shouldn't be that different. It's not like a blow job is supposed to involve the teeth, any way.

10. What does whiskey dick feel like? 

It's kind of like when you know you should eat dinner because you skipped lunch, but for some reason you don't feel hungry. Your body is just like, "Haha nah, man."

11. Why are guys so proud of their dicks? 

Because everything we do in life is about our penises. We wouldn't bother working, making money, going outside, working out, or talking to people if it didn't benefit our penises in some way. Everything. Especially this, right now. Kidding. Mostly.

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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