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10 Reverse Cowgirl Secrets Guys Won't Tell You

It's fair to say he thinks of you as a sexy gargoyle perched up on his junk.
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You've probably heard the old saying: Reverse cowgirl is just like cowgirl but backwards. It's a very old saying. People embroider it on throw pillows and grandmas cross-stitch it and frame it and hang it up in their bathroom. It's a very popular saying. I'm sure you've seen it everywhere. Anyways, the point is: reverse cowgirl offers everything cowgirl offers, but with a different view to boot(y) (sorry). If you've ever wondered what's really going on in his mind when you're RC-ing it, read on.

  1. He gets to relax.

    Cowgirl is one of the few instances he really gets to just lie back and let you do the work.
  2. You can't see anything he's doing. 

    It's nice to know he could close his eyes or scratch an itch on his nose or stare at the cracks in the ceiling. He doesn't want to, but he could. Really, the benefit here is that you won't actually see his o-face unless you really make a point to look over your shoulder.
  3. He's focused on your butt. 

    It's right there, front and center.
  4. But that's not all. 

    His front-row view of your butt isn't the only benefit. He also really gets a good look at, to put this delicately, the sex part.
  5. It also feels a lot different than cowgirl.

    With cowgirl, his penis is headed more towards his own stomach, whereas with reverse cowgirl, it's angled more towards his own legs. The more you know!
  6. He's a little worried about your balance. 

    It's a bit precarious, having you crouched up there on top of his penis like a sexy gargoyle and, most likely, towards the end of the bed. It's possible, though unlikely, that if you get carried away you'll tumble headfirst off the bed.
  7. His head is wedged up into the headboard. 

    At this point, he doesn't care, though. He's having sex. As long as you don't bang him so hard his head goes through the board, he’s good.
  8. It doesn't matter if you go really fast or really slow. 

    Both feel just as good.
  9. This is hypothetically the worst position for you to get projectile diarrhea. 

    This isn't something he's actively thinking about, but the thought has probably crossed his mind once in his life. There'd just be no escaping it.
  10. It's kind of hypnotizing. 

    All things considered, he can wind up lost in the rhythm of it all. Like in a, "I'm so engrossed in the moment I'm almost having an out of body experience" kind of way. Not a "the story this person is telling me is so boring I zoned out three minutes ago and just now realized I haven't been paying attention to anything they're saying" kind of way.

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.