Enjoy everything your faucet has to offer. ;)
Right this way if you’ve ever experienced that longing-so-hard-you-think-you’ll-explode feeling.
Just because it didn’t happen between the sheets doesn’t mean it’s NBD.
Plus other misconceotions of the said love language.
No need to overthink this one—we’ve got plenty of ideas for ya.
'You’re on my to-do list tonight.'
This tactic used by narcissists is a dangerous form of emotional abuse.
Your followers: 'Who *is* this mysterious stranger in slide #7?!'
Rub-a-dub-dub, you're getting laid in the tub.
Rubber bands + genitals = a very bad idea.
'Let's make this a not-so-silent night.'
Consider 'entertain guests' checked off your to-do list.
Put the wine down and read this, pls.
Enjoy everything your faucet has to offer.
Get them to feel all the ~kilig~.
Don't underestimate the power of the smirk face.