9 Doggy Style Secrets Guys Will Never Tell You

Watching your butt jiggle is like, half the appeal.
PHOTO: Cosmopolitan US/Katie Buckleitner
  1. We’re definitely looking at your butthole. 

    That’s something you might be wondering, and it's true. Sorry, Chrissy Teigen. But just to be clear, we’re just looking at it—not writhing behind you and gazing into it, unblinking. That’d be weird.
  2. We can see everything. 

    The number of positions that let us really see the sex we’re having is relatively limited. So that’s another checkmark in the pro column.
  3. It’s raunchy, and that’s why we like it. 

    Doggy style is a very divisive sex position. People tend to either love it or hate it, because it's primal and raw.. And people love it for the same reasons other people hate it. In that sense, it’s kind of like Michael Bay movies or weird cheeses.
  4. We love that it's a position where we can control the flow. 

    Good for when we want to switch things up or, uh… buy ourselves some time so we don’t end things too early.
  5. There’s less of a chance that we are going to mistakenly drip sweat into your eye. 

    Or, like, accidentally smush you under our weight or whatever other unfortunate dumb sex thing we sometimes do. Doggy-style is very, minimalist, so as long as you’re comfortable with it, we can really go nuts.
  6. We care way more than you think about having an easier clean-up. 

    The fact that we’re just hanging out behind you means we can pop out and be done. No awkward dismount for anyone! This is not the Olympics!
  7. It has probably made most of us think about anal, at least once. 

    It’s the same general region, so sue us.
  8. We watch your butt jiggle. 

    This is like, half the appeal.
  9. Doggy style means you don’t have to see all the faces we’re making behind you. 

    The ultimate blessing here, is we don’t have to be self-conscious about our o-face.

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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