During one of our random Google searches today, we came across a world map of penis sizes.
Of penis sizes.
(Don't even think of asking us what we Googled.)
So anyway, we found a very interesting statistic: The length of the average Pinoy penis is 4.2 inches—ERECT.
That's like, your iPhone. Correction: ALMOST your iPhone.
Let's visualize, shall we? (Check out the photo to the left. That's 4.5 inches.)—
Thoughts? Violent reactions?
See Queen B?
This was us.