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The Average Pinoy Penis is as Big as This Object

You're probably even holding it right now.

During one of our random Google searches today, we came across a world map of penis sizes.

Yes.

A map.

Of penis sizes.

(Don't even think of asking us what we Googled.)

So anyway, we found a very interesting statistic: The length of the average Pinoy penis is 4.2 inches—ERECT.

That's like, your iPhone. Correction: ALMOST your iPhone.

Let's visualize, shall we? (Check out the photo to the left. That's 4.5 inches.)—

 


Thoughts? Violent reactions?

See Queen B?

This was us.