12 Things That Could Be Happening When He’s Not Texting You Back

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When someone doesn’t text you back, there are virtually infinite reasons why it’s happening, and very few of them are because they're making an outright conscious decision to ignore you. And while sometimes a dude might take so long to respond that you think the only way you won’t be mad is if it turns out he’s kidnapped or dead, it’s much more likely to be one of these things.

  1. He’s waiting for a break from whatever he’s watching. 

    If you’re getting a flurry of texts followed by roughly eight to 12 minutes of silence, he’s either watching the game or live TV. If it’s 20, it’s the opening and closing credits for a show on Netflix.
  2. His phone is across the room charging.

    If his only available outlet is across the room, chances are he’s not doing wind sprints back and forth every 30 seconds to check his messages.
  3. He’s asleep. 

    If it’s between midnight and 7 a.m., this is a very reasonable assumption. But naps can happen at any time.
  4. He’s in the shower.

    If it’s really important to you that he texts you while showering, buy him a waterproof phone case for his birthday. Then he’ll have no excuse.
  5. He’s eating something really greasy and can’t get to his phone. 

    He’s either going to finish his burger before texting you, or he’s currently desperately searching for a paper towel or tissue.
  6. He’s in the middle of a video game. 

    AND NO HE CAN’T PAUSE IT BECAUSE HE'LL DIE AND THEN HAVE TO START ALL OVER. Once the round is over, he’ll text you back.
  7. He’s in the middle of reps. 

    Or maybe he’s so sweaty at the gym that his phone keeps slipping out of his hands comically, and he’s chasing it around.
  8. He’s trying to come up with a thoughtful response.

  9. He did that thing where he looked at your text and responded in his head and then got distracted. 

    Then he went about his day thinking he responded to you and wondering why you haven’t texted back yet. See also: typing out a message but forgetting to hit “send” and having no signal and the message not going through.
  10. He’s in the middle of a very important meeting. 

    If anything, you better hope his phone was on silent and you didn’t accidentally get him into huge trouble.
  11. His phone is dead and he hasn’t realized it yet. 

    Nothing like pulling your phone out of your pocket to realize it’s been dead and you don’t even know for how long. Were lots of people trying to call you to alert you to some emergency and you had no idea? You know the feeling. But it’s entirely possible he’s going about his workday blissfully unaware his phone isn’t even on.
  12. He’s driving and is waiting until he parks somewhere to respond. 

    Don’t text and drive.

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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