Okay, you and your guy are super tight. Still, it doesn't mean you can get away with:
- Starting a blog with blow-by-blow accounts of your relationship and Photoshopped pictures of what your children will look like.
- Intertwining arms every time you drink champagne...or wine...or even a beer.
- Having play fights about who loves each other more...at dinner with friends...using a baby voice.
- Buying the smallest dog you can find and saying things like "Go to Daddy now; Mommy needs to pee."
- Inviting people out for a "fun night of karaoke"...and then hijacking the microphone to sing duets like "Wind Beneath My Wings."
- Using the phrases "I am his touchstone," "He completes me," and "We are one beating heart."